Nicole vs. Life
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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