I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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