Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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