Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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