It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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