How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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