Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
