So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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