I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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