i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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