we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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