Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
ttyl tear gas
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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