Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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