Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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