Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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