problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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