Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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