he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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