yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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