look no pants
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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