guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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