You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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