We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize