the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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