he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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