whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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