Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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