i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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