My hand turned me down
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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