is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
