i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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