I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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