Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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