my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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