But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
you made out with another girl for some wings
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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