is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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True, R.I.P.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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