Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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