She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Oh god it's open bar.
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