Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I AM VODKA MAN
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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