No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.