i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT