You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.