just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.