I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
