There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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