question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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