The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He felt like a one man threesome
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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