When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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