Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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