Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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