he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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