sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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