He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
it's like heaven, but drunker
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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