fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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