Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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